He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dignity is for republicans.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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