The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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