just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Do plants get herpes?
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