That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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