Don't you send me to vm
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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