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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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