He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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