pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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