even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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