Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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