you guys were way drunker than both of me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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