he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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