Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
