at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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