he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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