ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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