The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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