very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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