Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
