The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
