Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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