Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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