She said her name was "party"
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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