How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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