You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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