nut hugger
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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