Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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