So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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