Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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