Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
