I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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