This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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