No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm at about main and main street
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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