I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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