Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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