bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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