also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
is wine microwaveable?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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