All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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