Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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