we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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