My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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