Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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