he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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