I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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