At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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