if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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