It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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