can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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