I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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