I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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