did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Randomize
