he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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