When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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