White coat. Heels.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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