Small penises have feelings too.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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