the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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