What should our trivia night team be named?
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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